“Hi Steph – you are clearly a White Witch of some kind because your massage contained magical powers. I feel significantly better and have been able to halve the (pain) meds. I’d like to book a weekly appointment for the next 6 weeks please.”
Dear Stephanie, I’m delighted to have the opportunity to sing your praises far and wide, so that anyone who wants to feel great, free of tight and nasty bits, completely relaxed and on top of everything, can fight me over your availability for a brilliant massage! Warn these clients I will probably be the one who has fallen asleep on the massage bed if you are running late for their appointment.